- friend: how long does it take to get there?
- me: about 5 songs
- eye doctor: So, why have you come in to see me?
- me: i cannot see the haters
Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to see how they would react
Expectation:
Reality:
if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages
